No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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