I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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