so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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