They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Randomize