You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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