i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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