fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
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me + whiskey = a bad person
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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