kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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