Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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