This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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