She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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