I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You are a genius and a whore.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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