idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
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I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I smell like Dick and happiness
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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