Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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