I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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