okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Drake has all the answers
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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