Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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