Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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