Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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