just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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