I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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