is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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