When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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