Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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