The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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