we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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