It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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