He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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