Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
It's shark week go big or go home
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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