YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
