ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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