from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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