Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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