Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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