I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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