dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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