My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
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Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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