I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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