office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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