I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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