is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
im six kinds of drunk right now
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Houston, we have a squirter
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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