What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
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The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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