Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
me + whiskey = a bad person
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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