Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize
