Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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