Your tits are I can't wait for
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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