What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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