Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Randomize
