I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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