My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
