i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
