We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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