Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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