so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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