Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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