What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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